John-Dillinger's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[THE GET AWAY]

Needs Improvement

Not bad. I usually BLAM stick movies but this wasn't all that bad. Try working on the plot. Also try using people instead of sticks. STICKS SUCK!

[Saddam Skanks Out]

DUDE!

This flahs ownz! Hey Soup Clock where do I have to sign up to be your obsesesd fan / stalker / drunk fan? LOLz u rule! and the rest of the CC R good 2.

Wadezilla responds:

Sign here please... ______________

Thanks :) <3

[Newgrounds Jam #1]

Very Artisty Fartsy (or is it Fairys doing artsy?)

Very art inspired. Very trippy art like aniamtion. I would think some audio by Square Pusher would have worked better but you are the ones making this. The music was very repettitive and crappy (see previous sentence). and yes I am drunk when I type this but I feel I would still feel the same whilst sober. BTW; I have seen better flash toons done by members of the Clock Crew and Fabullous999 (fab made Beebo the Cat which Has Facil Hair).

T0MMY responds:

You might feel the same about the movie when sober, but your critique was pretty bad. Might I suggest not writing reviews while intoxicated? Thanks.

-T0MMY

[I Am Nintendo]

LOLz!

Nintendo has the market owned for retarded characters. Your cartoon is f-ing funny! PLZ make a sequel.

[BEEBO Part 8]

This should be number 1

All other flash is crap. this is the new way. Newgrounds is now owned by Beebo.

[Strategy Guide Ep. 1]

Awsome

Good toon dude! Wow! U must be one of the elite who own a N-Gage like me. Doesn't it make u feel special? BTW N-Gage is a big let down in my book.

[You are a F*cking Moron2]

The bat/pig...IT SUX!

I agree w/ Gauphastus, kill the G-DAmned pig/bat or whatever the fuk it is. And BTW we get the point, Jessica Simpson is a retard. Is that where u got the idea for the bat/pig (I'll just call it a pat), Jessica Simpson? Anywho, it is still a good toon despite the pat. Please continue to make fun of Jessica Simpson, but also branch out to other morons labeld celebrities.

[You are a F*cking Moron1]

How many Jessica Simpsons does it take to ...

Well, it doesn't take a Jessica Simpson to realize that this is a good cartoon. Keep up the good work!

[Pube Muppet Collection:OR]

ummm...

It has it's moments. I laughed, I cried, I shit myself and drank my own piss... What more can I say? Well I gave u a lotta 3s cause it sounds close 2 B. BBBBBBBBB! I'm gonna go and masterbater my B-nis w/ a cheese grater now. BTW: This flash redifines the meaning of homosexual monkey masterbation- Let the revolution begin with pube mupet!

beanies520 responds:

I dont get what you just said but thanks anyway